Thursday, June 5, 2008

Dominoe Effect (puke style)

Reader Discretion is Advised

Well for those of you who work out know that it is no fun. Well i have to work out for football, three a week for the whole summer; but im aloud to miss six. On Monday was the first workout of this summer. For the first half of workouts we ran and ran and ran some more. when we were done with that i could barely breath. Then we had to run to the weight room to start liftin weights. When i walked into the cool air conditioned weight room my body didn't deal with the transition from really really hot to cold very well. I started seeing spots and my stomach hurt. I made it through one set of squat and then i went to try and make myself throw up. Thanks to one of my team-mates i didn't have to try. For those of you with weak stomachs stop now because i am going to write very vividly. well as i was saying; i walked outside and to my surprise somebody had beat me puking. As soon as i saw that my mouth filled the nasty ick that makes up vomit. THankfully though i was able to make it to the bathroom. hopefully my writing hasn't made anyone else keep the dominoe effect goin.

15 comments:

Lisa @ The Preacher's Wife said...

Don't worry Jake - no weak stomachs here. I actually catch my kids' puke in one hand while I'm eating a sandwich with the other.

yummm....:))

Lisa @ The Preacher's Wife said...

hey jake..

fix your settings so that someone doesn't have to have a blog to comment.

i'll go over all of this with you in the blogger 101 class. :))

A Stone Gatherer said...

Football practice is tough! Brutal even! Be sure to drink lots of liquid!! Just stopped over from the Preacher's wife to say Hi!

Anonymous said...

Ask Amber about catching Ally's puke in her hands and turning her head toward Brandon & her hurling all over him!! The truck looked like someone had been shot and their brains were all over it! No weak stomach here!!

Lynn - JnL4God said...

Hi Jake,
Not too weak of a stomache here either, but I do know how it wants to get to you. I stopped by from Preacher's Wifes blog to say Hi.
Have fun in football.
Lynn - Oregon USA

Jules from "The Roost" said...

No puking over here but I feel exhausted just reading about your workout Keep up the hard work it will pay off when the season starts. Our local team one state last year and it was awesome!

Cheryl said...

Oh I remember the days of summer when my brother would come home exhausted from football practice.
And no weak stomach here, I once was babysitting 6 kids and all 6 got sick in the car! Talk about dominos falling!!!

Anonymous said...

I think I just puked in my mouth and swallowed! lol. Where is Waterwoman when you needed her?? Probably cuttin some grass... or pavement! LOL LOL! Whew... enough of that... O and to fill you in on moms comment it was more like the waulrus on 50 First Dates... Delicious!...

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Shaunta said...

Hey Jake,

I used to have a weak stomach when it came to puking. I worked in daycare for a little while and had a 1 year old spit up all over the place and then I had to go to the bathroom and dry heave for five minutes! Theses days, I have a baby that spits up all the time, so it doesn't phase me anymore! Drink plenty of water!

Shaunta

Christi S said...

Yuck!! I've dealt with that domino effect before in my first grade classroom! ;) No weak stomachs here either!

Oh, and I came by way of Lisa's blog!!

JLea said...

I know how you feel. Im sorda glad i wasnt a workouts the first day. check out my blog its
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Cheryl said...

Welcome to blogging Jake! Hey, this weekend my nephew was eating peaches and all of a sudden they decided to jump out of his mouth in the form of chunks!! We had lots of kids at our camper and they all scattered while gagging!!! ugh! I had to turn on the water hose to wash vomit away from our picnic table!! No, I did not gag, I helped clean him up. No weak stomach here either. Have a good week!

2nd Cup of Coffee said...

Hi there. I'm a friend of Lisa's. Well, I have to say you started off your blog with a bang. If moms of little kids can write about their kids' poop, you can write about vomiting. My son (19) played football (Indiana) and humidity in the summer about killed him. They used to work up to 2-a-day practices, and that was torture. But he lived. You will too!

Lisa @ The Preacher's Wife said...

Okay, looking for a new post?? ;))

Deedra said...

I'm afraid I'm with ya on the puke thing! We used to run laps around the football field during summer basketball workouts in highschool. I would get so hot, I'd puke! So...i would run a lap or two then puke,...then run a lap or two and puke....fun!!